>>RESEARCH ASSISTANT: I just don't get it. I do not get this... >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: Hey, what's up? You don't look too happy. >>RESEARCH ASSISTANT: I'm not! I don't understand this at all. >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: What's going on? >>RESEARCH ASSISTANT: You know we've been trying for months to replicate those results from the Hanson lab, but ours still don't match up. >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: OK. You know what? I'm gonna go give him a call. See if there's something in the paper, maybe in or left out of the methods section, for that assay that we're missing. >>RESEARCH ASSISTANT: OK, great. >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: Yes, several times over the past few months. I'm just brainstorming here, but is it possible we're missing something? Maybe there're some differences in the solutions or peptide? >>JEFFREY HANSON: No. I'm looking at what you sent me and it looks like you've got the formulations exactly right. >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR:Huh. OK. >>JEFFREY HANSON: Listen, why don't I send you the files I have... it's all the raw data and the protocols... maybe you find something there? >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: Oh great. That's incredibly generous. >>JEFFREY HANSON: Well, I'll tell you what, this is starting to bother me too... Will you be in touch? >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: Absolutely. Thanks so much, Jeffrey. >>JEFFREY HANSON: You got it. >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: Will you run it one more time while I look thru his files? >>RESEARCH ASSISTANT: Sure. I hate to seem superstitious but... cross your fingers, will you? >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: While that's not entirely scientific... whatever works! >>RESEARCH ASSISTANT: I can't believe this... it's still not working. >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: Really? >>RESEARCH ASSISTANT: Really. I'm super frustrated. Why can't I repeat this? I've gone over and over the methods section of this paper, every single thing that's here.>>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: It doesn't make any sense...>>RESEARCH ASSISTANT: This is all I think about... I am counting tubes to fall asleep at night!>>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: Now that's just sad.>>RESEARCH ASSISTANT: But true. >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: I'm gonna schedule a Skype call with Jeff Hanson. I've looked through the protocols and data and I might have something. Don't get your hopes up. Face to face, maybe we'll get somewhere. >>RESEARCH ASSISTANT:Good idea. >>JEFFREY HANSON: No, it looks like you're following all the protocols. >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: What about the controls? I didn't see anything in your paper or the files about how they were prepared. >>JEFFREY HANSON: We used the same controls we always use. >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: Where do you get them? >>JEFFREY HANSON: I mean, we keep them in the minus eighty freezer, and we take them in and out as we need them. >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: So, these are control samples that have been around for possibly years... >>JEFFREY HANSON:[sighs] Yeah. >>RESEARCH ASSISTANT: I've been preparing them fresh each time. >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: That could be it. >>JEFFREY HANSON: Sure could! Things taken in and out of a freezer will degrade over time... >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: Like ice cream... it's not going to taste as good if you've been taking it in and out of the freezer for months, right? >>RESEARCH ASSISTANT: Oh.... >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: That tiny detail... >>JEFFREY HANSON: ...Could make a huge difference. >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: Of course. >>JEFFREY HANSON: Listen, this has got me thinking. We will rerun the experiment here using freshly prepared controls, and if you'll do the same once more, then we can compare results. I'm a bit worried about this, and want to resolve any questions about this experiment. >>PRINCIPAL INVESTIGATOR: That sounds like a good plan. Let's discuss our results next week. >>JEFFREY HANSON:You got it. >>RESEARCH ASSISTANT: And I can go back to counting sheep... [laughter]